Love Letter:
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous,
kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being
useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for
you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be
forever happy - will you let me be yours?
Gloria
Dumping Letter:
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous,
kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being
useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn.
For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be
forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria
