A little old lady moves to a new town and goes to her local
grocery
store to buy some cat food. She picks up 3 cans and takes them to
the
check-out counter. The girl at the cash register says, "I'm sorry
but we
can't sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. Lots of
older
people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you
are
buying the food for a real cat."
The little old lady doesn't like it, but she goes home and brings
her
cat back to the store. They sell her the cat food.
The next day she goes in to buy 3 cans of dog food. Again the
cashier
demands proof that she has a dog, because old people sometimes eat
dog
food.
She angrily goes home to get her dog. When she brings him back, she
gets
her dog food. The next day she comes into the store carrying a box
with
a hole in the lid. When she asks the cashier to stick her finger in
the
hole. The cashier refuses. "No, you might have a snake in there!"
The
old lady insists, telling her that there's nothing alive in the
box.
So the cashier puts her finger in the box and feels something odd.
She
pulls her finger out and says, "Eww, that smells like s,hit!"
The little old lady says, "It is. Now can I buy 3 rolls of
toilet
paper?"
