Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his
teacher
picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot
one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way
you
are thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were
three
women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the
second
biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one
is
married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking
the
cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her
finger.
But I like the way you are thinking.
The Teacher Fainted...
