A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant
shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute
steal at only $20. "
"Why is it that cheap? " the woman asks.
"Well ", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and
as a result its language is a touch fruity ".
"Oh, I don't mind that ", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm
broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot ". In
Saying this, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at
the woman.
"F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam "
"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel " scolds the woman trying
not to laugh. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters
arrive home.
"Un-f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new
rostitutes " says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes " complain
the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at
their new pet. They were still all laughing when the woman's
husband Dave comes home.
"In-f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes,
but the same old clients..... How ya doin', Dave? "
The laughter stopped. 
