What is Marketing?
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I
am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous
girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very
rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You
open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you
marry me?"
That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you
and says, "You are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,
"I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your
face.
That's Customer Feedback 
