Last time bananas are the jewels in the Holy Cow's crown, till
the Imperial Mother of Heaven turned them alive, thus the bananas
mulitplied
One day, the Holy Cow did her cow dance, and some bananas fell onto
earth and bloomed into food for the people
One of them, laurence82, went into the cave and practised Bananaism
for ten thousand years, and became the Immortal Banana