Grrrr

laurence82 SG · 2006-08-10T22:43:36+00:00

full of latent anger and irritation at basically everything stop relax take a look at the wonderful world. a holiday would do you good

laurence82 SG

Laughing

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

^tamago^ SG

lau lau wake up so early. Embarassed

laurence82 SG

what wake up?

Confused

^tamago^ SG

then wat've u been doing....... Embarassed

monoslayer SG

lurking? Rolling Eyes

laurence82 SG

doing work lar

skid SG

i kicked the bottom out of my crib laughing at those the first time i heard them.

^tamago^ SG

jia you~

monoslayer SG

busy bumping old threads. Laughing

missqi SG

Mr. Green

zhenhong SG

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
-originally from laurence82
After something is improved,which means something from it is taken out and/or something from it is added in to make it better,it becomes a new substance.If it is a new substance,there is no wrong in saying that it is New And Improved.Even Chemistry tell us that after paper is being burn,it produces ash and not paper.A new substance is formed.Subsequently,the "something" you mentioned can be modified to suit mankind and they called it "new" because it is different from its original product and after modification,it is better and it can be "New and Improved".

zhenhong SG

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
-originally from laurence82
If you are a Christian,you may be able to understand this:The life in mortal world is just to prepare your life in the Heaven.The life here is shorter than the life up there.Compared to the life up there,the life here is short.
Btw,I am not a christian.

OasisBlue SG

oh zh -.- sry my classmate crazy bout sch Rolling Eyes

Princess livia SG

Shocked

Laughing

BadzMaro SG

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

This one i confirm... i always think why cant i have the cake n eat it too!? THEN WTF I HAVE THE CAKE FOR!

OasisBlue SG

smear it on ppl's face Laughing jkjk

laurence82 SG

Dude, this is taken from email and meant for laugh and jokes.....-_-!

gd4u SG

good one Laughing

OasisBlue SG

sry ar my classmate love reasoning too much -.-

kaobeikaobu SG

Mad