this is to help the out of control dude how to deal with his
anxiety of wheter to fcuk a pro or not and how not to fcuk his
wallet in the process of doing so.
disclaimer myust always use your head to think ok!! not the other
head otherwise your wallet pok pok kay pok pok kay kay kay then i
am not responsible for it
aiyah big deal. just step into any health center. liek for eg there
is one in fortune center bugis 4th floor
part 1
theres one at bugis 4ht story just step in then the recept will ask
you want what time massage u state time she gives you locker key
then u go steam bath if u never specify what type of gal you want
then she will allocate you the most 'avaliable' one (most likely
old aunty type nobody book one) nowsday hot cute young thing some
of them ang pai got to book in advance then can get then after
suana blah blah blah then after steam liao can change to shorts
they issue one then the coffee boy or recept call your locker no
then room number then you go in loh then better strip all naked and
lie on bed (if u wear shorts girl laugh you) towel cover battocks
after 5 mins the room will 'knock knock' hahaha mari kita liao if u
lucky cute young thing step in woohoo marikita lah yah singapura
lah lah lampar lu bu lu guuu otherwise if u see old aunty u wear
shorts tell her poilety u want cute young thing then request for
change haha old aunty face black nevermind u consumer then ok lets
presume its the cute young thing now lets take a look at part 2
usually these massage health center girl is from malaysia one lah
so i think most are early 20s SYT sweet young thing kekekee
part 2
the cute young thing will ask eh lao bang wan coffee or tea if u
now very sexed one to fcuk her better be quick as u are only
allocate 45 mins u say dont want one massage 1st then haha she will
put down handbag sit on your buttocks and start to wayang wayang
here piak piak there piak piak haha by the time u must be really
mari kita then after piak piak she will ask you to turn over and
then she will see your erected brudder and kekeke depends sometimes
she touch abit lor then she will ask you boss wan 'special' usually
special there is a few types ie heres market rate
FJ- Fcuk Job $100
BBBJ-Bare back Blow Job $80 (no condom)
HJ - Hand Job $50 (Tah shou Qiang)
NJ -No Job (means you aer a monk like me no like sex
Ornitofu)
if u opt for NJ then the gal face will black black then she piak
piak your back for a few mins again then ask you to fcuk off kekeke
otherwise she will proceed to strip everything yummy yum yum then
start to send you to heaven and earth kekekeke but remember there
is only 45 mins so i suggest u be quick ok usually she will do 3
steps
1.Foreplay -u play her abit or u play her abit
2.BBBJ- this is da best man
3.Main course-kekekeke
hahahahahahahahahahahhahaah after that when u finally cum remember
to say wham bam thank you mdm and pay the moolah to her (it is
advisiable to bring your moolah with u in the room otherwise she
will wait for u take money at locker other ppl look at you abit pai
seh)
tio boh? better dont pray pray ok.
