Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys
his age rather curious.
He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older
boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather
flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to
hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and
her boyfriend.
This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to
his mother "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then
he turned off most of the lights. then he started kissing and
hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face
started looking funny.
He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her
blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except
he's not as smart as
the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I
guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them
started panting
and getting all out of breath
His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her
skirt.
About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and
squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was
when her
fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt
really hot
Finally, I found out what was making them so sick......-a big eel
;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his
pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he
grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.
When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her
mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like
that. She said it
was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the
ones down at the lake by our house!
Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head
off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it
tight while he took a
muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep
it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on
it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell
of a fight.
Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset
the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it
between them.
After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her
boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew
because it just hung
there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out.
Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they
went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her
again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and
started to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This
time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After
about a 35 minute
struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because
I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the
toilet.
