Originally posted by ^spidee^:
[b]List of Rules for Guys
1. I have every right to read only whatever I feel like, any time.
From 9 June to 9 July 2006, I'll be out with my friends a lot;
don't complain about not receiving any attention. Here's ten cents
in case you need to phone someone who cares.
2. All your money is mine - without any exception.
3. I don't mind if we have to share the same bed after your game -
as long as you do it without snoring or interrupting the awesome
sex I'm having with someone else.
4. You are out of your mind if you expect me to have sex with you,
stop spending your money, cook for you, wash up after you, do your
laundry, or answer your calls. I will be too busy watching soccer
and making out with my new boyfriend during half-times.
5. It would be a good idea for you to maintain a steady supply of
sustenance because if you starve to death on the couch I won't be
around to dial for help. And maybe you should keep an eye on your
best friend -- I certainly will -- because he's hot.
6. Either love me regardless or don't love me at all. Remember, you
will never ever know more about love than I do and this is why I am
dumping you. The problem is not me... It's you.
7. You are welcome to join my friends and I for any number of
shopping trips and you can talk to me but only if you're carrying
my loot for me. In addition, please note I am saying 'shopping
trips', hence do not use my new boyfriend as a nice cheesy excuse
for a threesome. It won't happen.
8. Being treated well is very important. I don't care if I have
done my hair or my nails yesterday; I want to be pampered again.
Many times. I love your credit cards.
9. Tell your friends I'm single.
10. And looking.
11. Though rule #2 of this list still applies.
12. And finally, when you get your ass out of this house, please
make sure you take your underwear along, because my new boyfriend
is too well-equipped to use them.
Thank you for your co-operation.
Regards,
Your Ex-Girlfriend. 
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evil evil !!
