An Englishman went next door to welcome his new Indian
neighbour.
He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard
chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom,"
he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a
later date, he went home...
The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man
again.
When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate
into a cup and drank it. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to
himself.
Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on
with other stuff.
The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Indian man.
At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a
cow's big fat butt. He became real angry and went up to the Indian
man.
"I'm sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand
your crazy Indian customs!,'' he yelled in the Indian man's
face.
The Indian man looked confused and answered. "Sorry Sir, I think
you are mistaken. These are actually English customs. I was
told, to be English, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and
listen to bullshit.
Jus kidding. Not to be disrespectful to anyone. 
