This is just a joke..don't take it seriously.
A little boy 
asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the
tribe,
"Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white
men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?"
His father replied,
"Look son, each of our names represents a symbol, a sign, or a poem
for our culture - not like the white men, who simply repeat their
names generation after generation.
Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we
survive.
For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The
Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon
reflected in the lake. 
Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, he was
born on the day that the big white horse which gallops over the
prairies of the world appeared near our camp. That is a symbol of
our capacity to live and the life force of our people.
It's very simple and easy to understand.
"Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in
China ?"
Just for a laugh.. 