weird al yankovic -- weenie in a bottle 
"No-one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true I
wanted to hump something, I didn't know what to do. It seemed like
a good idea, and no-one else was around. I stuck my weenie in a
bottle, and now I can't get it out.
(stuck my weenie in a bottle today, gonna shove it up all the way,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle, oh no, i can't, just can't, someone
help me out)"
hilarious in a kinda sick way...
