A man walks into a drug store with his 8-
year old
son. They happen to walk by the condom
display,
and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad?
To which
the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those
are called
condoms, son. Men use them to have safe
sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy
pensively. Yes,
I've heard of that in health class at
school." He
looks over the display and picks up a
package of 3
and asks, "Why are there 3 in this
package? " The
dad replies,"Those are for high school
boys, ONE
for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for
Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices
a 6
pack and asks, "Then who are these
for?" "Those
are for college men," the dad answers,
TWO for
Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for
Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the
boy, "then who
uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad
replied, "Those are for the married men.
ONE for
January, ONE for February, ONE for
March....etc."
