Once there was this Northern Irish catholic girl who left her
home, her family was searching frantically for her but finally gave
up....
One day after 5 years, she returned....
Dad:"What! How dare you come back after you've been gone for so
long...i have no daughter like you!"
Daughter:"I'm sorry dad, i know i've done wrong but i've become a
prostitute, & i'm here to give you my dad a mercedes benz, my
mom a 50 carat diamond necklace and my dear brother a
rolex.....
Dad:"What did you say you have become?!"
The daughter with her hands covering her face sobbing:"A prostitute
dad, i've become a prostitute"
Dad:"*Phew...you scared me half to death!! I thought you said
you've become a protestant!!"
