Remember my thread on Beer VS Vagina?? heehee.. 
http://noiseology.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=179920
Here's another proven test that Alcohol is good too.
Water vs Alcohol
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one
litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria
found in water that contains faeces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,
gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because
alcohol has to go through a
distillation process of boiling, filtering and
fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who
are drinking water, to stop doing so.
It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy
and bad for you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk
sh!t than to drink water and be full of it !!
