When I was young, I have two friends who were very close to each
other.
They played with each other everyday. It was like, if you see A,
you
would see B next to him. They were always together.
A loved fried eggs. Whenever he went out for lunch or dinner ,
without
fail, he would ask for fried egg on top of his noodles, fried rice,
etc.
One day, A involved in an accident and died.
B was devastated. B went to the cemetery to pray everyday.
He would go
to the nearest restaurant and ta pao a box of fried rice with an
egg on
top to be offered to A when he went to pray to him.
The next day, he opened the box and there was no egg inside!
B was petrified. He thought, must be A who came and took the fried
egg
away.
The same thing happened the next day and the day after that.
B was confused. So, one day, he asked the chef to make the same
fried
rice with a fried egg again. Then, he went to the cemetery to offer
it
to A. Curious, he opened the box to check for the egg. He was angry
to
find that, there was no fried egg in the box after all.
Feeling that he had been cheated, he went back to the restaurant
and
demanded to see the Chef. "Where is the fried egg?? I told you
there
must be a fried egg inside!! You have cheated me for a few days
now!
Gimme back my money!!"
Then, the Chef got really angry and opened the box - the fried egg
was
inside the box.
The
Chef said, "Stupid! You open the box upside down. No wonder you
cannot
see the egg!!"
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When I was young, I went to town to work with a group of friends
during
our summer holidays of two months. Being young and away from home
for
the first time, we drank and smoke like nobody's business.
One night, we were pissed drunk and flagged the last bus down to
go
home.
Being tired, we slept in the bus.
It had been awhile that I fell asleep. I was awake by the chilly
wind. I
was shocked to find that there was no one in the bus, and I was the
last
passenger. I looked in front to check out for the driver. But the
driver
was no where in sight. Yet, the bus was moving.
I panicked shitless. I rubbed my eyes to make sure that I was
not
dreaming. The night was dark and cold.
I hysterically jumped out from the bus and tried to run as hard as
I
could to get away.
Then I heard someone yelled at me from
behind the bus.
"Hey! Don't run away! Come over here and help to push the bus!"
yelled
the bus driver.
I saw my other friends helping to push the bus, which broke down
while I
was asleep.
