here's a joke abt how evil a wife can be to husband... soooooo
brutally evil, i like !!
A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police
officer.
The following exchange took place:
The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."
(The man gave his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken
taillight."
Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken
taillight!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for
weeks."
(The man gave his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing
your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the
car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your
husband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."
