Top Ten Things Men Would Do If They Woke Up And Had A Vagina

last SG · 2006-01-15T22:29:55+00:00

chao keng means u must serve NS but u dun want... this isnt

carpe diem jur SG

the top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day

10. immediately go shopping for cucumbers.
9. squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. see if they could finally do the splits.
7. see if its truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.
4. have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

and, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...

1. finally find that damned g-spot!

Laughing

alwaysdisturbed SG

i dun tink i'll do any of those...

the top 10 things i wld do is...

1. say to myself, 'wtf?'
2. say to myself wif a louder tone, 'wtf?'
3. get up on my back n sit on the bed n say to myself, 'wtf?'
4. look arnd, look back at it n say wtf?
5. stand up n say wtf?
6. walk arnd, n say wtf?
7. wtf?
8. wtf?
9. wtf?
10. scream out loud, wtf?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

carpe diem jur SG

hahar !! dun bluff la... c'mon, admit it... lol Laughing

alwaysdisturbed SG

i can't imagine hvin to bleed every single mth for a few day...
12 times a yr...n it goin on for at least 40 yrs of my life frm nw...

totally n absolutely nuts...

rainee SG

Hmm, interestingly I am now currently reading a book abt hermaphrodite…

SBS9828X SG

What actuall done by women if they finds a penis

carpe diem jur SG

hmm... right !!

let mi try to fantasize first...

one thing for sure, i wun buy condom... eww !

i'd love to know how long does it take to recover from each orgasm !! Laughing

and...

FIND THAT DAMN G-SPOT !!!

carpe diem jur SG

vagina only for a day, my dear....

anhydrouscoppersulphate SG

in front got no birdie very uncomfortable

dragg SG

that day must never ever happen to me.

carpe diem jur SG

well, u think two piece of flesh infront ur chest very comfortable arh??

hahar !!

there's clearly something very wrong with this society...

comfortable or not, u stil WANT it, dont u??

carpe diem jur SG

its a fantasy, my dear.... Embarassed

Kuali Baba SG

And FI can find out what's the big deal about blowjobs. Laughing

RaTtY81 SG

wat if woman woke up with a d!ck ? Laughing

Kuali Baba SG

One more thing...they'll try to get someone to give them cunninglingus too. Twisted Evil

The man who was death SG

Find out how hard it is to pee when that thing is hard and finally understand why men pee all over the place.
Thank you very much Mr. Green

Gackt247 SG

Eeeeeeeeeeee... MY EYES!! MY EYES!!

*Go wash eyes* Laughing Mr. Green

RaTtY81 SG

seh bak jiam liao ah Laughing

anhydrouscoppersulphate SG

uncomfortable then why girls wan them big big

carpe diem jur SG

yeah right !!! that doesnt need much practice.