A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring
at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12
inch penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner
Brown."
The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking
him, "Are you alright?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what
EXACTLY did you say?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured
I'd just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone
always asks me. I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch
penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name
is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn
Around'.
