Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the
ocean?
Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Bill Cosby 's Answer:
Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get...
to...the jello pudding pops.
Snoop Dogg 's Answer:
This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know
what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in
(censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.
Linda Tripp 's Answer:
"I've been friends with this chicken for a long time. I only
recorded the chicken's crossing of the road because it was
important for the country to know what was going on Pennsylvania
Ave."
Isaac Newton 's Answer:
The duck suggested to the chicken that they play
follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the
chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic,
thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite
reaction .
Shakespeare 's Answer:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
Rene Descartes 's Answer:
Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion
that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my
mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.
Ken Lay's Answer:
I was not aware of the chicken's crossing the road or of any
accounting tricks used by Enron to disguise the chicken's true
position.
John Kerry's Answer:
I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that
the chicken should not get to the other side...
Gandhi 's Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.
Steve Jobs 's (Apple) Answer:
Because of the brand-new iChicken- a portable device that crosses
roads, lays eggs, gives wakeup calls and provides dinner,
automatically. This amazing device can simply plug in to the $4000
iCoop to produce additional iChickens and recharge existing
iChickens, or plug it into the $9000 iChop to convert iChicken
files into iFood. iFood-to-Regular Food converters sell for an
additional $50/month fee, however the optional iFood-to-FoodXP
converter is still in development. iChickens are only available
from authorized iDealers, which can be found in nearly every US
state. If your iChicken develops a disease or stops working, you
must send it by FedEx Overnight to Littleton, Montana and our
iTechnicians will send you a replacement within 3 months. The
iChicken. Wow.
Colin Powell 's Answer:
This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed
the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the
road voluntarily.
Darwin's Answer:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the
trees.
Another Answer:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally
selected
in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross
roads.
(former) Iraq Information Minister:
There is no such chicken trying to cross the road, and there never
has been any such chicken.
Moses's Answer:
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and
there was much rejoicing.
