A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at
work. On
one wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to
her
horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover.
"And
jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
"I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from
beneath
the sheets "It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!"
she replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun!
The
rain is the least of your problems".
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed , grabs his clothes and jumps
out
the window!
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he
quickly
discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's
annual
marathon.
So he started running along beside the others about 300 of
them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried
to
"blend in" as best he could.
It wasn't that effective! After a little while, a small group
of
runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity,
jogged
closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully
free
having the air blow over all your skin while you're running."
Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying
your
clothes with you under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can
get
dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go
home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
"Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Only if it's raining."