john walk into a bar sees a weird looking bird. he ask the owner
wat bird was tat.
"oh, tats a crunchy bird." the owner replied.
"y its called crunchy bird???" ask john.
"u will noe in a moment. crunchy bird, the magazine." the owner
said.
within seconds, the magazine was shred apart into pieces by the
bird's sharp claws n beak.
"wow tats impressive!" john said.
another stout looking man entered the bar.
"wats tat idiotic looking bird doing over here?" the man said
"oh, tats a crunchy bird." the owner replied.
laughing the man said, "crunchy bird? my as$."
