A blonde came running home to her mum and says "mummy mummy....
today teacher taught us how to count from 1 to 10. No one can count
pass 3 but I can count to 5. 1,2,3,4,5! see. I am so smart. Is it
because I am blonde?"
mum "yes yes... you are smart"
the next day, the blonde came running home to her mum and says
"mummy mummy... today teacher taught us the alphabet from A-Z. No
one remembers pass C but I can remember up to E. A,B,C,D,E! see. Am
I so smart because I am blonde?"
mum "yes yes.. you are"
the following day, the blonde came running home to her mum and says
"mummy mummy... today we had medical checkup and no one in the
class has bigger boobs than mine." Blonde took off her top showing
her double D boobs to her mum. "is it because I am blonde"
mum "no u farking idiot... thats because you are 16!"
