Lil' Jokes For All

carpe diem jur SG

Enjoy !!

Q: How can a woman tell if she is flat chested?
A: She will look down her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?
A: When they come they're wild and wet but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Q: Why can't you trust a woman ?
A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A. You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

Q: How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex ?
A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.

Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They wanted to.

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "suck here".

Q: Why did God give men penises ?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss but only " down under "

Q: Define a Bra? [simple words]
A: A modern device used for the upliftment of the down fallen ones.

Q: Define a Bra? [Shakspearean words]
A: Under shoulder boulder holder.

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 ; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

Mr. Green

The man who was death SG

Laughing Se se de!! i like the nipple one

shinta SG

Laughing

sgboy2004 SG

Laughing

stellazio SG

awesome.. Laughing

carpe diem jur SG

hee hee... i liked the joke reg "why u cannot trust women"....

stellazio SG

I like it cause its sexist.. Laughing

carpe diem jur SG

LoLx !!

Cheng Tianlan SG

Sum Wan : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Saw Lee : Yes, you can speak to me.
Sum Wan : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Saw Lee : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Sum Wan : I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Saw Lee : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Saw Lee : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Sum Wan : You are so rude! Who are you?
Saw Lee : I'm Saw Lee.
Sum Wan : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name.

stellazio SG

perfect singlish.. Laughing

BlUe [email protected]|eLd SG

Haha! Gd wan! It keeps me awake from my boring work 2dae!! Laughing

Kuali Baba SG

Laughing , Especially the one about the curtains.

Gackt247 SG

Aiyo.. all female-depreciating jokes.. Laughing