A women and a man get into a car accident. Both of their cars
are totally
demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl
out of
the wreckage, the women says:" Wow, look at our cars - there's
nothing
left!"
"Thank God we are alright. This must be a sign from Him that we
should be
friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."
The man replies:" Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The women points to a bottle of Scotch on the ground and says:"And
here's
another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my backseat
didn't
break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our
good
fortune."
Then she hands over the bottle to the man. The man nods in
agreement, opens
it and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He
then hands
it back to the women.
She takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on and hands it
back to
the man.
The man asks:"Aren't you having any?"
The women replies:"No. I think I'll wait for the police."
