Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a
woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a
woman you
fix your legs & move your ass.
Q: What makes a happy man?
A: Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of
Sports
Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover
of
Missing persons.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's
underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both
disappear at
night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward...backward...forward...
backward....forward..stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if
it
doesn't come means you are in big trouble
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm
satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
Q: 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
A: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful
and
Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
Q: Who is a gynaecologist ?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a
place,where
most people find pleasure.
