His wife being eight months pregnant, poor
husband has had to sleep on the floor and
this had made him desperate for sex.
One night as she lay on the bed, she glances
at him and sees the poor guy curled up on
the floor, eyes staring widely into the empty
air.
Feeling sorry for her husband, she takes her
wallet and fishes out $500 and gives it to
him. "Here, take this and go to the woman
next door, and she will let you sleep with her
tonight. But remember that this happens only
once, okay? Don't ask me to do this again."
The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but
afraid that she might change her mind, grabs
the money, and leaves quickly.
A few minutes later, he returns, hands the bill
back to the wife, and says with much
disappointment, "She said this is not
enough, she wants $600."
The wife's face slowly turns red with
anger. "Damn that bitch! When she was
pregnant and her husband came over here, I
only charged him $500!"
