MY NEIGHBOR COOK VERY THE NOISY LEH! F#CK!

Honeystarzz SG

this neighbour old auntie in her 60s, tolerate her very long already. every evening cooking sure make a hell lot of noise....extra loud sound, dunno why. as if she's angry with the food. can hear from my kitchen window.

like use chopper to mince pork. tiok tiok tiok sound. like shes using all her might, like a crazy psychotic serial killer.

or pound chili or garlic, pok pok pok. i m surprised her mortar n pestle never break into pieces. like piling pillars for building foundations.

n when frying, keep on using the spatula to knock on the wok. kiang kiang kiang. like lion dance troupe. wtf?

when washing the dishes, she will throw them into the sink, piang piang piang. i wonder if they break.

n sometimes on weekend, she will have grandchildren in her house. n she always shout at them. n when they come into kitchen when's she cooking, she always say 'BU YAO LAI ZER LI WAN!! HUI BAO ZA!!! BAO ZA AH!! POOHM!!!' (dont come here (kitchen) to play, will explode. EXPLODE AH!! kaboom!!!

i think she's crazy. so how ah?

parn SG

I think you have a very jovial neighbour living next to you.

If I were you, I would've befriended that interesting auntie.

Really really envy you have such interesting neighbour.

xXlccporXx SG

Please suggest her a good doctor to check and see if she's got depression.

Maybe you could tell her ur feelings...

But you may end up being CHOPPED TO PIECES BY HER <- hidden text, highlight pls

BanguIzai SG

like use chopper to mince pork. tiok tiok tiok sound. like shes using all her might, like a crazy psychotic serial killer.

or pound chili or garlic, pok pok pok. i m surprised her mortar n pestle never break into pieces. like piling pillars for building foundations.

n when frying, keep on using the spatula to knock on the wok. kiang kiang kiang. like lion dance troupe. wtf?

when washing the dishes, she will throw them into the sink, piang piang piang. i wonder if they break.

i think she's crazy. so how ah?

you should phaeng phaeng phaeng her

troublemaker2005 SG

itts probably angie, pls forgive her ass she can be very loud at times.

Demon Bane SG

My neighbours on top of my HDB unit are "hippos and elephants", they walk/run/jump in their home. Bong bong bong, piak piak ! Drop something too often too....What to do? I went upstairs to tell them, they dun co-operate. I'm selling my unit soon....hope next time can get top-floor unit and less noise from neighbours.....

likeyou SG

If your neighbour really make you uncomfortable by her noises, suggest you talk to your grc and let them handle the case for you.

Or go and talk to her and ask her to lower the noise (I bet you will end up being scolded by her).

dechang SG

I think you have a good imagination to be able to invent such a cool story.

You should go mediacorpse to be a corpse writer

likeyou SG

Probably ts is living in the old estates where the kitchen is very near to each other. And the wall is thin...thus noises are loud.

iceFatboy SG

most times, elderly may have hearing problems, so to her, she just needs to do it loudly.

u can ignore it or speak to her. suggest that she puts layers of padding when she pound her stuffs so not so loudly.

likeyou SG

When I stayed at my old hdb flats, I also used to hear pounding sound from above us, and the shifting of chairs too.

And after investigate, found out that indeed there is an old woman living upstair. I just ignored and overtime, get use to it liao.

PedoBear SG

MY NEIGHBOR F#CK VERY NOISY LEH! COOK!

parn SG

MY NEIGHBOR F#CK VERY NOISY LEH! COOK!

do you actually meant

MY NEIGHBOR F#CK VERY NOISY LEH! COCK!!

zwiFany SG

blast some music :D thats what i always do :)

PedoBear SG

do you actually meant

MY NEIGHBOR F#CK VERY NOISY LEH! COCK!!

not really

just helping TS to rearrange the title to make it look more interesting

Thesmilingdaisy SG

ear-plugs?

Demon Bane SG

ear-plugs?

Earplugs no use one....must talk to her (probably will get scolding). If not then move house lor....My neighbours upstairs so noisy 5 hrs a day minimum...I talk also no use, anyway I'm moving out soon. Good luck to u TS.