*military band plays the Imperial March*
*steps up to the podium and snatches the microphone from
polarsnake*
*begins formal acceptance speech*
Thank you, polarsnake. 
Now, my election to the post of 4th moderator of the Whinehouse
forum came as a surprise to me. In all honesty, I didn't think that
I would get this post, considering the fact that I'm older than the
target audience of this forum. In addition, while I had posted lots
of propganda urging everyone to vote for me, it was all for a
laugh, and yeah, it felt great that I did manage to pull it off.
Anyway, back to serious business. I hereby pledge to fill in the
empty shoes left behind my gd4u to the best of my abilities. With
this appointment I am now a co-moderator of three forums, namely,
Whinehouse, Cafe Casual Redux, and Call of the Minaret. It won't be
easy moderating all three of them, but I will try.
And now that Whinehouse has fallen to the rule of the Sith, I shall
subjugate and trample all those who dare oppose me!
First it was Cafe Casual... now it is Whinehouse. Soon the whole of
sgforums shall be within the iron grasp of the Sith! Wahahahah!!!!
*brings Death Star into orbit*
*sends in the clones*
So now... let's have a Q&A session, shall we?
