I live in Planet Garfield 20 light years away from Earth.
My planet is earth like but 100 times larger.
Our Techonology is way superior than you earthlings. We can warp
space time.
Our fav food is lasagna. We like to bully a kind of Alien
species called Odie.
One blast from our super laser can destroy the whole planet
earth.
We came to earth in the past to build pyramids, easter island
statues and underwater world Atlantis.