The joke is if you wear cheap underwear, you get static.
I don't know any truth in it.
Well, basically, when you wash your clothes, you wanna add fabric
softener or that bounce sheets in the dryer. It will SURELY relieve
static.
If you are so prone to it (the heat in your home is too high
izzit?), then before you touch anything metal, use your end of
sleeves or gloves. You get what I mean or not? I don't even know if
I am writing anything intelligent. 