A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I
noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly
in
the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly
under
Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes
the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these
problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Reply........DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers
3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband
1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring
Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law
1.0 (It runs a virus in the background that will eventually
seize
control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do
not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
