A cowboy who is sitting on a park bench when a woman comes and
sits down next to him. She looks at his hat and boots and says,
"Are you a real cowboy?" He answers, "Well, I've worked on ranches
tending cows and horses all my life, so yep, I guess I'm a real
cowboy." She thinks for a moment and then says, "I'm a lesbian. I
think about women when I wake up. I think about them all day long.
And I think about them when I'm going to sleep." After they talk a
little more she gets up and leaves. Some time later a man comes
along and sits down next to him on the bench, check him out, and
asks, "Are you really a cowboy?" "Well," he answers, "I used to
think I was, but now I think I'm a lesbian."