A couple of cockroaches are tucking in to the contents of a bin
in a deserted alley.
"Have you popped into that new coffee shop over the road yet?"
asks one.
"The floors are so shiny you can see your feelers in them. The
walls are so clean you can't run up them. The air is so fresh it
smells like flowers."
"Stop it stop it!" cries the second cockroach in disgust.
"Please, not while I'm eating!"
