A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,
went up on the footpath, missed a biker, scraped a fire
hydrant, and stopped just 3 centimetres from a department store
shop window.
For a 3 seconds everything went quiet in the cab, then the
driver slowly turned around and said, "Look lady, don't ever do
that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a
little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is
my first day as a taxi driver. I've been driving a funeral van for
the last 25 years."
