Jorge : Knock.. knock..
loon : who is it?
Jorge : comrade loon its me Jorge.
loon : door is not lock come in yourself.
Jorge : glad to see you here comrade
loon : errrr... I am sorry I think you
got the suite.
Jorge : no, loon its me Jorge, look...
loon : good gracious Jorge what
have you done to yourself? Put back that blonde wig of yours
and come in quick.
Jorge : thanks comrade
loon : please don't call me
comrade loon out here. Just call me mai hum or mee siam will
do.
Jorge : ok..
loon : how did you find me and did
anyone followed you here?
Jorge : no mai hum but i think.. am being stalked.
loon : you sure its a stalker and
not some horny old man looking to bonk a cheap hooker?
Get rid of those lipstick Jorge, you look worst than
liang the poop. Jackass your best buddy didn't offer you any
advise? LOL..
Jorge : Oh.. it was a last minute thing you see ..
loon : oh Jorge cut the crap, what
is it do you want?
Jorge : its not for me, mai hum.. its for my empress. She has been
haunting me day and night urging me to stand for the PE. She
even did some covert posting on her own posing as fans to urge me
on. You know how she is.
loon : get real Jorge, I know you too well. But I can't help
you this time. That person is not you Jorge so stop wasting
your time.
Jorge : mai hum.. you know I have done alot for this country,
Floodgate agreements, Gambling Dens.. you name
it.. without me you wouldn't have gotten this far this
quick right?
loon : honestly Jorge, you are a well-educated grown man,
Wise.. I don't think so.
Jorge : what do you mean? mai hum
loon : Jorge the truth might hurt but I guess you don't know
what it means to be hurt, do you? You are supposed to
handle those negotiations with finesse, and have enough juice to
craft a win win agreement. Despite all the hints I have given to
you, you still didn't get it. Jorge, you are paid millions you
know, don't expect me to do it for you. I have more important
tasks to take care of you know.
Jorge : sob.. sob.. mai hum.. for old time sake..
loon : Jorge, for the sake of all the people who have lost
their rice bowls due to your wisdom. I, as an old
friend urge you to join the free spirit corp and get the hell out
of here!
Jorge : sob.. sob.. sob..
loon : you better leave now, my darling wife is coming back
soon, if she sees you looking like this my vacation is
going to be ruined.
Jorge : heartless!
loon : And Jorge, don't think that the public and the
comrades are going to be fooled by your sudden trip overseas.
Schemingly timed to coincide with me and prata man's trip
overseas. No one is going to be so daft as to think that there
is a secret rendevous with the chosen one going on overseas.
Nice try Jorge but we are not daft.