Several centuries ago, the Pope decided that all
the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big uproar
from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a
religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jew
won, the Jews could stay. If the Pope won, the Jews would leave.
The Jews realized that they had no choice. So they picked an
elderly aged man named Moishe to represent them. Rabbi Moishe’s
Latin wasn’t very good - in fact, he knew very little--but he was a
man of great faith and well respected in the Jewish community. The
pope agreed. What could be easier than a silent debate?
The day of the great debate came. Moishe and the Pope sat opposite
each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and
showed three fingers. Moishe looked back at him and raised one
finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head.
Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a
wafer and a glass of wine. Moishe pulled out an apple. The Pope
stood up and said, "I give up. This man is too good. The Jews can
stay."
An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him
what happened. The Pope said: "First I held up three fingers to
represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to
remind me that there was still one God common to both our
religions. Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God
was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and
showing that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine
and the wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. He pulled
out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for
everything. What could I do?"
Meanwhile, the Jewish community had crowded around Moishe. "What
happened?" they asked. "Well," said Moishe, "First he said to me
that the Jews had three days to get out of here. I told him that
not one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city
would be cleared of Jews. I let him know that we were staying right
here." "And then?" asked a woman. "I don’t know," said Moishe. "He
took out his lunch and I took out mine."