When i was young:
kanna scold for not not doing hw.
Boy: "Ma teacher scold me!."
Ma: Wah this teacher everytime scold you i go school
complain.
Started a fight with classmates
Boy: John hit me.
Ma: Yr father is his father boss ....
John: Boy, its my fault for hitting u.
School wanted to cane me for seriously injuring Tom
Ma: How dare u cane him. He is make of glass u know. Tom started
the fight. Suspense then suspense lah. Your school will no longer
have the donations.
Killed someone.
Ma: Judge my ah boy just pui chui! He very good one. Its the
other party fault. If u let ah boy go i give the state and their
parents lots of money okay.
Judge: First degree murder.
Boy: Without the Shield of Maegis, the glass shattered.