Two buddies are sitting at the bar in a singles' club and
talking about another guy at the other end of the bar.
"I don't get it," complained the first guy: "He's not
good-looking, he has absolutely no taste in clothes and he drives a
beat-up wreck of a car yet always manages to go home with the most
beautiful women here!"
"Yeah," replies his buddy: "He's not even very good
conversationally. All he does is sit there and lick his
eyebrows."
