*copy and paste from email. can't be arsed to fix font*
These are classified ads, which were actually
placed in a U.K. newspaper:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8
years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2
Cocker Spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbour’s dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German
Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in
a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer
£100.
WEDDING DRESS
FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
***
And the WINNER is... ***
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia
Britannica, 45
volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best
offer.
No
longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows everything!