Girls You Might See in the Restroom
SELFISH GIRL: Enters alone and locks the door, saying to the girls
following that she will be out in a minute. Leisurely pees.
Remarks, adjusts clothes and poses before mirror keeping others
squirming outside for an hour.
TIMID GIRL: Turns on faucet full force. Backs up to toilet, raises
dress and squats quickly. Listens intently to learn if sound other
than faucet can be heard.
CONCEITED GIRL: Approaches toilet with undulating movements. Raises
dress by finger tips. Expression while peeing indicates such a
lovely creature should not be compelled to attend to such lowly
duties. Farts silently and disdainfully.
HARDY GIRL: Raises dress with a whoop. Scuttles across the floor
beating other occupant to toilet. Squats with great force, rattling
windows and causing breasts to bob up and down, hums lively tune,
peeing in squirts to keep time, farts loudly and with great
glee.
DRUNKEN GIRL: Wobbles to toilet. After several attempts manages to
raise dress. Squats on toilet with shrieks of laughter. Pees for a
while, singing happy songs, suddenly starts to sob broken heartedly
as she realizes that she forgot to pull down her panties. Continues
peeing and sobbing.
SLOPPY GIRL: Slip drops into toilet while squatting, never uses
toilet paper. Drags her business across the seat, getting seat wet.
Never flushes toilet. Emerges with back of skirt caught in her
panties.
WORRIED GIRL: Squats thoughtfully, counting days overdue on
fingers. Uses toilet paper and examines it carefully and hopefully.
Peers into toilet before flushing, resolving never to go to bed
drunk again.
THE I DON'T CARE GIRL: Just squats and fires away.
STUBBORN GIRL: Believes all public places are contaminated. Stands
three feet in front of toilet, backs up, takes careful aim and
fires away, always misses, but will try again
