something I found on the net:
"I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock
can beat scissors, but there’s no f**king way paper can beat rock.
paper is supposed to magically “wrap around” rock, leaving it
immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw
scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of
college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as
they attempt to take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because
paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in about 2
seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then
when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch
them in the face with my already clenched fist and say “Oh shit,
I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole."
