A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts
with the basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"Oh, about 165," he says.
The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out that his weight is
187.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"Oh, about six feet," he says.
The nurse checks and sees that he's only 5 feet 8 3/4 inches. She
then takes his blood pressure, and it's very high.
"High!" The man explains, "Of course it's high. When I came in
here, I was tall and lanky. Now, I'm short and fat!"
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