1. Faking fights in a stadium full of people.
Let me know how orgasmic it is to have a nightstick smashed over
your head by a CISCO officer who's trying to restore order.
2. Dancing auditions in front of security.
You seriously have too much time to get yourself dragged to the
little room at the back of the store. Oh, and enjoy being
STOMPed.
3. Fishing with vacuum cleaners.
So.... the breakwaters at East Coast Park have power points,
eh?
I recommend Dyson vacuum cleaners for your little enterprise.
Very economical!
4. BBQ by the expressway
Oh yeah, all that dust, diesel fumes and vehicle exhaust on your
food.... yummy!
