Just now I met a chio bu who have a black belt in takewando.
She very hao lian even dare to say that no guys can defeat her
so I challenge her to a fight lor. But she doesn't know that I am
an expert in wing chun.
She lauch a suprise attack on me when I am not ready yet. She
jumped on me with her 2 legs on my head and than use her legs to
push me to the ground. Than she hao lian say "See. Just 1
stroke only I bring you down on the floor liao"
So I grab her 2 legs and twist them real hard until she cry in
pain. Than I use my wing chun and punch her smelly pussy. I also
use my wing chun to punch her 2 beast more than 50 times in less
than 30 seconds until her 2 nei nei very swollen.
Next I pull down her pants and panties and stuff her black belt
into her smelly pussy.
I say to her "Takewando people are dong ya bing fu"
She not happy that she lose to me and even say want to ask her
teacher to fight with me sia. I told her that I welcome her to ask
anybody to come and challenge me and I will whack whoever dare to
challenge me until the person end up in hospital
Really? I just had some trouble against 10 wing chun wannabes, one
of them claimed to be Daveteo of SgForums and acted cool cos he
brought 9 other people along like a normal cowardly but really
cannot-make-it yet still want to act cool Ah Beng.
I asked him politely not to any create trouble as I got powerful
friends behind him. He don't believe me and said that since I look
like 吉沢明歩, he would let me go if I am willing to go out with
him.
I told him no please as I don't want to fight with him and ask
him to apologise and I will pretend this never happened. He said he
will apologise if I can beat him up until a monkey comes out of his
ass.
So I had no choice and I beat him up so hard that a
monkey really shit out of his pants.
Then he tried calling out to his 9 other friends for
help and his 9 other friends told him "We are FANS of
吉沢明歩!!!!" And they left him there after getting autographs from me.
(I also dunno why they want my autograph?)
By the way, I also happened to be a black belt in Tae
Kwon Do. 
