Ah Beng looked very
depressed, so Johnny asked him, "What's with you?"
Ah Beng replied, "My girlfriend Ah Lian very angry with me
lah."
"Why ?"
"She pregnant lah."
"Didn't you take any precaution?"
"YES I got loh!"
"Well then, you've got to bite the bullet, don't you ?" asked
Johnny.
"If baby is my one, then OK lah. But baby not my one loh!"
"No shit! Are you saying Ah Lian … I can't believe it."said
Johnny
"No lah no lah not like that. Ah Lian OK lah. That day we went
MacRitchie, then I suddenly want, then she say must use condom hor,
but I don't have. So ehhh . . ."
"I think the baby is
yours alright," Johnny assured Ah Beng.
"No loh. Confirm no loh. Ah Lian say must use, so I look around, so
heng, saw one nearby, I pick up, turn it round and
recycle."
"What
the....."
