Ah Seng, a jockey from Malaysia came to Singapore to compete in
horse racing. He rode the horse OMGWTFBBQSAUCE and was very
impressed. So on race day, he was confident he would win despite a
Singapore top notch jockey named Saimee riding a horse called Ni Na
Bu Eh.
One of the horses next to OMGWTFBBQSAUCE told him, "Eh chee bai
lah, your jockey malaysian. I hate chee bai jiu hu kia lah."
Another horse on the left said "ya lah, cannot let chee bye jiu hu
kia win lah." So OMGWTFBBQSAUCE thought to himself, "Ok ok
lah."
The race started and Ni Na Bu Eh soon won the 1200m race in
about 1 mins time. But OMGWTFBBQSAUCE took 5 minutes to finish the
race as he decided to run around in circles, diagonally, turn and
run back. While doing all this he was screaming,
"OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!!!"