The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a
spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful
week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the
boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out
staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The
theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally
written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra.
Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created
a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of
the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper..
8. Viagra, like a rock !
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
overnight.
6. Viagra , Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs.
