One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for
the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a
trick.
She told my sister she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into
the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out
the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!'
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to
cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay
eggs!
Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE!
This is a sick joke.
Who wouldn't be horrified to find a dead bird inside another
dead bird???
